REPORTING ON A PROTOTYPE, GYRO AIRCRAFT
The route to industrialization is
long, arduous, and trudging it requires patience and stony determination (V.N.)
Not long ago, I thought that I was one of those pen pushers
flooding the Internet of Shuundzev internet charting forum, consequently anything that I doodled was
done so leisurely. That was a grievous fault to write without rigorous
self-censuring for it could come back to haunt us one day. I am not insinuating
that we should die with volumes of books in our inner-selves for fear of being
chastised by our critics when they are written. Others as Charles Darwin and
Charlotte Bronte thought that their heads could be chopped off after their
publications yet published and were not destroyed. Their works became best-sellers and the
former lived to a rightful age. No one
has ever been perfect but God. However, it was not long before I got comments from
someone in Walsh, UK commending my write-up. Other anonymous readers asked if
they could quote what I have written on cultural deprivation and many more. I was emboldened to continue too based on what
one of my mentors, an Oxford don had told me that sometimes fame came when we
had long departed from this dusty Earth. In reference to what I am about to
dwell upon, we oftentimes not benefit from our inventions or discoveries but
are subsequently modified and improved upon by others when we had long gone or
no longer interested in them for various reasons. The motor vehicles many of us
drive now as part and parcel of our lives are an amalgam of inventions and
discoveries by men that span for centuries. More and more inventions or modifications to
improve their performance are still in the pipe line.
Of all places, my writings are usually geared towards an
African audience and that is still myopic. There are no borders in writing or
strict censorship with the advent of the Internet, cyber space. Then the irony
is that some African scholars have stated that if you want to hide anything
from Africans you got to put it in a book format. A popular Nigerian essayist
Thomas Osuiji, I stoically follow though in some remote corner of the USA, once
stated this out of frustration with his lack of African readership. He carried on for the sake of writing to the
extent that he would slander his dead pal for having died without a wife for at
his advanced age he still insisted on marrying a youngling who would produce
for him Spartan offspring. He never had
one.
That was not the end. I was encouraged by late Simon Tar, (ST)
a forumite who contributed immensely in debates on Shuundzev site. Another
encouragement came from another Shuundzevite, an honorable Ngonsonian-American
plenipotentiary of the King of Nso domiciling in the USA. He stated that he did
not read articles posted on this site but did so when it was mine and a handful
of others space does not permit me to enumerate here. On that note, I garnered nerve
to comment on what had been going on interminably until the incendiary of the
Regina Pacis’s Secondary School dormitory, Nkar on the scatting or scathing
critiques or sardonic appraisals of what some Nsonites have invented, let us
safely call it modified or imitated, an helicopter.
What I saw from sundry comments was that they were using a
sledge hammer to crush a home-born-and-bred innocent flea. I recall Christ
saying that a prophet is never accepted in his native town and I know where the
Nsonites or Nso’ or Banszos or Ngonsonians are coming from. Let me digress from
the hackneyed place name Nso.
By simply browsing, they are going to try to crush my
budding pen with an anvil manufactured in Germany with a computer designed on a
drawing board in the USA and manufactured in China. Where are the raw materials from? The raw materials are imported from Africa,
with the words they have copied from King James’ Bible and the Alphabet that
the Romans invented spurred by the Greek, and the Greek got the idea from the
Egyptians. Then who were the Egyptians?
They will listen open-mouthed that there was a Fai (Fay) Nso’ waxing strongly
in the land of the Pharaohs before the builders of the pyramids and that the
Phoenix’s sphinx was defaced to deny the Nso their place in Egyptian
historiography. By pyramids, I do not mean the natural plugs, pyramids of
Djottin as one approaches it from Bum or Din, but those built by human hands in
the present perpetually complaining Egypt.
By pushing our pens as our way of indicating that we were/
are present on the forum and by parroting where we are not experts or even
neophytes in those fields for accolade many yearn for on Facebook, we
contribute nothing. Instead we waste our time and those of others. Perhaps we
better program our computer to dish out aphorism every day and wag our tails as
some of us have been doing and asking if at all there was something wrong in plagiarizing
and presenting to our instructors for credits? After all, no one complains
until hitherto. Perhaps they should dwell on Ngonsonian wise sayings and they
will be saving them from alien cultural deluge and erosion. Justly, they should levy their criticisms on
the corrupt bullying regime that has sat on them for 52 years to toe their
lines. We mean the one that send bumptious bands of gulags after them the
moment they show their heads above their sea of corruption.
Ideally, industrial and even artistic copying and modifying
of products, call it intellectual property, if acknowledged by the copyists
should be encouraged by a good regime and people and not hushed to be belayed,
let me call it bully-bellied.
Who are the original builders of sport utility vehicles
(SUVs) most of you drive daily? The American who got it from the Europeans and
modified? Can you halt the Japanese and others from manufacturing Toyota, Kia,
Mazda, Nissan, 4x4 SUVs etc. because they are not strictly speaking their
inventions?
What I saw and read
of the poor budding artists that engendered this parley was public bullying
that has killed many a soft hearted people, particularly at elementary schools
where innate minds are being moulded to stand adroitly on their feet. Remember
that those imitators you frown at could be geniuses your criticism is helping
to suppress for no tangible reasons. What do you gain? Where is your
alternative invention or clone? The wise saying in Lamnso is that “when you do
not go to plough your neighbour’s farm you go to plough yours,” (Wo ten kwa wir adu wo).
This debate stemmed from modifying or imitating a gyro plane
with local materials (not fixed wings plane) by some fellows two hundred meters
to the south of Tobin Grand Roundabout en route to the Njavnyuy Motor Park. I
personally examined this unique innovation with admiration and wondered if they
could not have bought a toy type from the Future Shop or Radio Shark and immolate
it. I ventured nearer and posed a question to the builders and none of them answered.
I presumed they were afraid as they did not know if I were a friend or foe. I did not know what they were building that
for but wished them good luck and departed.
Plate 1: The
route to industrialization is long, arduous, and trudging it requires patience
and stony determination: A close-up gyro
plane under construction at Tobin, Kumbo.
At the height of this debate, I recalled my good old days at
CCAST Bambili, the then Eton of Southern Cameroons, call it West Cameroon
State, West Africa when I told some chemistry and physics science students that
I was to build a fixed wing plane using a recycled motor engine. What? One of them became
agitated and told me was that it could quench in midair? My reply was that gliders
that had no engines did fly and they were not dangerous provided one had got aviation
flying license. Men have been gliding with gliders without engines and landing
safely. Gliding is done daily from cliffs in Europe. We cannot go far as some
visitors from Europe have glided from Up-Station at Bamenda and landed at the
Commercial Avenue downtown. I see this being done in the future from Mount Yav
or above Kongir hamlet and gliders landing at the Squares or Shissong (Mission
Station). What was necessary was doing it properly following the physical or
aviation rules.
What I was thinking of was not an invention but copying what
others have been doing and still doing in their garages in developed countries
including Brazil and India. Most inventions start in the back yards, garages or
kitchens tables of individuals. Some of us think that the USA industries
mushroomed to where they are today overnight. Before the 1950s in the States if
you wanted to have a seaworthy catamaran or even a wheelbarrow for your garden,
you had to build them in your backyard or garage yourself. They were not mass-produced
as we see cars on the assembly lines today. We have plane-lets now that are
designed to run like cars and can take up to beat traffic congestion in urban
areas. This is not a James Bond daring act but something in extant. Unlike other jalopies, these can fold their wings
and run on the roads and be parked in garages. A time is coming where your
driving licences may be a combination of aviation and automobile licences. Most
of you will fly from Victoria to Bamenda or Kumbo to We and land on your courtyard
instead of toiling on potholed roads, where you give countless bribes to
highway-men-in-uniforms before you progress for hours. Those potbellied-bribe-takers
will have to fly after you and your passengers in the skies.
You will be hearing for the first time from me that during
the days when the Cameroun Republic nationalists were fighting the French and
Ahmadou Ahidjo’s troops in the bushes and jungles, the nationalists who were
known as maquis or UPC terrorists
were already using hovercrafts in Cameroun. What became of those machines that
glided without noise over grass and left no marks for the French and Ahidjo’s
men to follow to their hidings? These were hovercrafts that died the moment the
so-called terrorists were defeated. The question is if they were locally built
or imported. Were they some UFOs that came to help the so-called terrorists? I am certain that what the Tobin neophytes
have been toying on is not geared towards any wars as there may be apprehension
of some naïve onlookers.
As a youngling, I was ambitious and curious. Being unable to
get a bicycle not to talk of bicycle motors many of you ride without mastering
the Highway Code today, I went to our thicket, cut down a tree and built myself
a wooden bicycle. It literally glided
along dirt roads. If my friends wanted to ride, they had to push me around for
a good distance and they were compensated for their good work by riding a few
steps on it. Again I showed my ingenuity whence
our homestead was being built with sun-dried bricks for the first time. We had to carry them from the molding pit to
the building foundation. A strong lad of my age of eleven could only carry two
comfortably. Once more I entered the forest with a machete and an adze and emerged
with a wooden wheelbarrow that was able to carry six at one go. It was not long
before I saw elders at home looking at me in admiration. My age mate borrowed
it from me to ferry bricks to the building site. With the pressure of school, I
sold my beloved scooter as you will call it today and had money to buy my
stationery. From my two toys, I believed that it was possible with salvaged
materials for us to build everything we wanted instead of waiting to buy them
from Nigeria or France as was the case in my days. There was no invention in my part. I copied
and modified all that were already there. I would not have budged had anyone of
you criticized me. That is my stony determination many have not cultivated.
While traveling around, I met another man who told me that
at Bekom, he was able to make himself grass shoes he wore to school. I was
puzzled and envisaged how that was possible. At least it saved him from the
frost in the morning during dry season. He completed his elementary school and
was employed to drive one of our Prime Ministers, Hon. Solomon Tandem Muna. I
bet if there were Nso critics, this driver would have thrown away his grass
shoes and walked barefooted to make them happy. I remembered bullies at STS, Kumbo
laughing at one of the students for wearing second-hand winter boots to school.
He literally abandoned them and walked barefooted rather than be mocked. Bullies can do wonders. That is a different
story. Walking barefooted on laterite or eroded or decomposed granite was
painful. I am talking from personal experience.
I am pretty certain that if some of our readers were at my
hamlet, they would have criticized me for endeavoring to come out with
something that could help reduce the weight from our brows. On this, may I say
that all of you readers are supposed to invent five items in your lifetime that
could help man in his mundane tasks? How
can we make our contributions with our sort of debilitating attitude? Every one of us is supposed to invent or
discover five beneficial things in this world. If that were the case, we would
multiply five by some three thousands of you that read this message and the
world will be a better place.
My story of imitation has not ended. One day I came home to tell my parents and
kin who were aged that I had studied topographic survey. One of them told me
that it was a wrong choice. Why? It was because I had digressed from something
that was natural in me to pursue others. Well, they had forgotten that I was
versatile, ambidextrous too and could axe any kind of wood that fell before me.
Plate 2: Still
from Bui (Ngonsonia), now at Jakiri (Kifir): Is this an innovation or copying
from the Japanese? What can we do to help these panel beaters? Are these young
men embracing that technology that will lead them to the land of glory?
Some readers are wet blankets in the house and would not
hesitate to take an invented toy of a child and put in a pit latrine as a waste
of time and efforts. For heaven’s sake, they are models. If they see a budding
mademoiselle striving to bring up her records her endeavors are shredded into pieces.
No one could have done that to the
natural incomparable nightingale, (leng
in Lamnso), Lady Wiyba Din or could they do that to Richard King, our star? To me, some criticisms are nonconstructive,
unchristian, and uncivilized blind jealousies. Some individuals who happen to
be with the government of the day slam these primitive inventors with patang.
I recall a rustic Ngosonian barber who left his lucrative
job in Gabon to come home to Dzekwa to give a helping hand to his parents and
family. They slammed him with 30,000 frs per annum. To those of you foreigners
in Cameroon Republic, that is nothing.
To a man who lives on a dollar a day, that is 500 frs, CFA, (those
French relics in the armpit of Africa), it is unbearable. He told me that after
paying the perpetually blinking and intermittent electricity and the hut bills where
he was operating, he was unable to buy four imperial gallons or a tin of corn flour
to feed his family. He was wondering if the government of the day was insane or
all that insensitive.
There was another chap from Viyar, (what you used to call Nsungli) who came out with a radio. You
cannot believe it. The gendarmes went after this chap and he gave up the idea
of pursuing his hobby. Those gendarmes were inexperienced miscreants and should
be deplored. They ever fear any electrical device as likely to be used for
communication. A simple walkie-talkie in the days of Ahidjo and the early days
of Paul Biya, the autocratic life president of Cameroon Republic (that had its
independence on January 1st 1960) was looked upon suspiciously by
security men. They should know that in the USA, Europe and a good number of
developed countries, people are at liberty to build anything in their homes. There
are factories where you can buy parts of what you want and to build without
inhibition like door and window welders that litter our roadsides. Children are
encouraged by their parents or they buy those parts and supervise their
children building them. There are companies that would buy and patent for you
what you have invented. Many come on TV as millionaires because of their
kitchen inventions. They will encourage you and even offer you hefty sums of money
to come out with more. Others buy parts
of computers, assemble and program them to perform the tasks they want.
The Chinese are alleged to want to set up a truck assembly plant
at Bamenda but the government of the day with its deliberate impoverishment of
those who do not vote for it put wedges on their way. Why are they on their way when their donuts (pufpufs) are sweeter and better than
those produced by the Ewondos and Dualans? Are the very Chinese not building
for you first class hospitals in your capital cities? Are they not breaking
mountains as they build the Ekok-Bamenda highway? Is the West Cameroon highway
one a thousandth of what the Chinese are building? Are they not building dams to produce your
hydroelectricity? With this attitude, some of these inventors as Facebook,
McPhee, Microsoft, TOMTOM, portable GPS, and many more cannot come out of our
society. Why? We are defeated before we even venture out to fight our enemy!
We underestimate what we can do and are buried by our
supposed-to-be inferiority. We are not inferior. As with determination, there is nothing that
can be manufactured in the West that you cannot manufacture in Ngonsonia! Go to
the budding India and see what poor people with a modicum of knowhow are
fabricating in their backyards. Why go far? Go to Onitsha or Ghana and see how
liberty is pushed poorer people to be inventive and resourceful. Are we going
to sit on the bandwagon and watch others gallivant in the forefront? If so, for how long?
Even with the grasses of the Grassfields, uncountable things
could be produced out of them that are yet to be produced. You will not believe
what Rhodesians, now Zimbabweans manufactured from their meager resources when
Ian Smith, declared the unilateral declaration of independence (UDI) in 1964. The
country was sealed off and nothing could go in or come out but they
survived. How? They tried everything to
be self-sufficient and did stand against the economic strangling might of the
rest of the world. They tried coal liquefaction to produce gasoline to run
their cars. If a vehicle was twenty years old, they rebuilt it with locally
made materials and it was brand-new. They
used corn stalks and other grasses to make their newsprints. Tell me what they
could not manufacture. They built their rolling stocks, train carriages, you
name it. Their clothing industry
blossomed and today in spite of the stubbornness of Robert Mugabe to keep on
with socialism, their materials are superior to anything you will have in the
Cameroon CICAM. They learned to produce
methane from corn which you have in abundance in Ngonsonia (Nso). In fact, many industries sprung up and some
were against opening up for the competition with the rest of the world as
before the UDI. As one of you rightly
put it, neophytes should be encouraged as the man building a plane behind his
parents’ backyard in Uganda. You know what agent provocateurs or kulaks that have
infiltrated Shuundzev fear,… that they could be used for war purposes and that
is an uncalled-for alarum.
You will remember that if someone had killed the ideas of
the Wrights brothers in the USA, we might not have been benefitting from the
supersonic air plane flights we are having today. If the churches had not stop
witch-hunting inventors or scientists we might still have been thinking as some
of our readers. Today we could fill in the Encyclopaedia
Britannica or Wikipedia or Larouse
with inventions that are helping us. Some were copied by us from animals, insects,
and nature. It is for this reason that
if you have anything lurking in your head you should write it or let it spring
out. You may not be put off by hollow-pen-pushing critiques that are out to
destroy and not to construct. They remind me of the days of Stalin in the USSR
where any slightest digression from the norm was considered security risks and
the thinkers were taken for torture to confession and then incarcerated in the
Gulag Archipelago or Lubyanka.
Scathing criticism is debilitating and not progressive. It
is like black magic and witch doctors that still kill progress in Nsoland, my
Ngonsonia. Owing to the way we are seeing and interpreting things some of us
remain door mats and foot carpets for others. You will remember that an African
who invents or modify a gyro plane as our friends at Tobin will succeed as they
are doing it for African milieus. It is design by Africans for Africans and
that is why it is likely to succeed. Why do many ideas and inventions developed
in the West and East not succeed in Africa that is in the centre? It is because
they are square pegs being forced into round holes that are Africans. Those of you purporting to be sages should
think properly if not your gullibility will continue to drag Africa behind the
industrial bandwagon it is already doing in the world.
Let us not dwell only on the cottage industry, music by the
lady of the soil and tin plated helicopter that have generated so much euphoria,
much ado about nothing. Lately, some Yoruba scholars are skinning the renounced
writer Professor Chinua Achebe, (my mentor who is autographing his book for me
in the frontispiece of my blob) alive for his bibliographical book: There was a Country. Achebe stated that Chief Abafeme Awolowo who
died some twenty-five years ago was responsible for the massacre of Biafrans in
the 1967-1972 Nigerian internecine civil wars. Instead of the readers looking
at 99% of facts that Achebe had written, and his contribution in African
literature, they are concentrating on the 1% of what they consider the badness
of the book in their attempt to exonerate Awolowo. Good to know that Achebe is
a seasoned man and will not give in. How many of you studying engineering plan
to support the man building a tin helicopter? How many will support the building
of a technical university in your hometown of Kumbo that was the first in the region
to have a Western type of school and hospital (1912)? I am thinking here of the
German Dehonian Fathers who were here in 1912-1915. Kumbo has probably the best
climate, temperate in the Cameroon that is conducive for studies and mosquito
free.
Do you know too that there are some of you who openly
criticise Professor Bernard Fonlon who brought in pipe borne water to Kumbo
town, thanks to PM Pierre Eliot Trudeau of Canada that he only sent his
relatives overseas? Have we ever seen a
play without fault? If we have to wait to do it in such a way that there was no
fault in it, we will never ever get down starting it. Is this not a paraphrase
of Fonlon your fellow country erudite?
Furthermore, General Yacubu Gowon of Nigeria is supposed to
state that when there was massive starvation in Biafra he asked Lt. Ademeawu
Ojukwu to allow him bring in food and medicine but he refused. Achebe is kind
for Herald Wilson the UK PM in the 1960s and even the Soviet who sided with the
Federal government to subjugate the Bafrans, should be held accountable too as
they were in the position to halt that war but they did not. It should be
pointed out that the French Doctors without Frontiers who were out to help
Biafra could ferry in medical supplies from Gabon to Biafra. Their Doctors without
Borders could have done more but the Federal Government of Nigeria did not give
them sanction. I recall too that when the Germans were dying in droves, the
Russians asked them to if they could bring in food. They turned down such a
ruse. Who is bamboozling who here? Famine had been used in many parts of Africa
as a war weapon and many still remember the famine in Ethiopia under Mengistu
Haile Miriam, the cases in Liberia and Sierra Leone are still vivid in some of
our memories. Do we doubt it that Yacubu Gawon and his entourage took advantage
of this weapon?
Now, Shuundzevites look at the modicum of goodness in the
invention or copied helicopter and bury your unsubstantiated critiques. Where
are your inventions dear country men and women? If all of you are working hard
on copying the Americans, Chinese and Japanese, you will not even have time to
doodle not to talk of public bullying of your fellow gyro plane builder and the
singing mademoiselle.
Dr. Viban. Viban Ngo.